You know you've been living in China too long when...

• You double take when you see another white person in the street.

• You also say to your friends 'did you see that white guy?' when you see another white person in the street.

• You think £2 is ridiculously expensive for a beer.

• And paying £10 for a huge Western meal (including drink) is a once in a blue moon treat.

• You cross the street when the red man is showing, because you know that's probably the safest option.

• You speak to everyone using hand gestures for EVERYTHING. Even the English people.

• Squat toilets don't bother you anymore. Well... not really

• You start humming the tune to popular Chinese songs that are played everywhere when you're alone.

• You don't think it's strange that big groups of people just start randomly line dancing in sync in the middle of the street

• ...and you kind of want to join in.
  
• You chase down people like a loan shark who owe you the equivalent of a few quid.

• You feel a bit insulted when Chinese people meet you and don't say you're beautiful (not because I'm vain, but because 99% of them will... it's a bit of a favourite word here).

• You have a QQ account (but no idea how to use it)

• You forget all about major UK holidays like Easter and Mothers Day but know exactly when Qing Ming is.
  
• The noodle man at the food market knows your order.

• You answer the phone saying WAAAIIIIIIIIIII